I'm blogging in a failed attempt to resurrect my blog.
Hey Egbert, would love to. Have a safe Thailand trip and watch the transsexuals. 0.O
Summer, that post is so sweet. I updated see?!
Anyhoo...Nick'theiditchyoutohangwithmymuchcooooolerandguy-ishfriendsonthebeachinmynotsohotandtinybikini' is back from UK. Thus, the mentoring shall continue from where he 'oh-so-considerately' left off.
Let's play charades! 'Touches cheeks'
Friday, November 13, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Don't be paranoid, i'm only asking...
Summer, please update.
*does epic fail attempt of huge, watery hamster eyes.
Ben and Evan want to see me cry.
Just around the bend, the house with yellow flower boxes.
Because we're best friends, that's why.
It's only a mile on, but i think the sun will stay up the extra hour for us right?
Don't chew on your fingernails, you might end up like me.
I promise I'll come visit you in your dormitory-living every year, we'll stay up under the starlight.
Because we're best friends stupid, that's why.
Ro thinks I need a significant other, screw him.
For the benefit of Ben, I hope your jab went well. -_-!
Jack wears mismatching shoes, he's looking for a girlfriend too.
Jireh thinks I glow.
Boo Boo might just be right.
Botox is one horny little mongrel.
This piece of brick, straighten it for me, will you?
Eron!!! I miss you. I know I've neglected you for like...25349085234068 years and I just stumbled upon you a couple days ago. The stumbling, which happened to trigger the amnesiac-ish part of my memory that had been mysteriously wiped out by aliens from Jupiter's moon but has now been revived. We'll meet up the next holiday, I promise.
Summer, Hannah, Elise, I miss you!
I'm still suffering from holiday-withdrawal symptoms.
Okay, phone's ringing. Julien's on the other end of the line, what the hell? and I think Bobbie just said he loves me!?
Huh?
We had like some sex seminar on Wednesday and Thursday. Hail Juno. On Thursday, while i was sitting in my cubicle and minding my own business staring at a picture of Taylor Lautner...somebody has to go push me by my collarbone and yell,'OHMYGOD...it's Taylor Launter!'. How stupid is that?
And for our stupidstupidstupidpatheticKevin'sideaofawhatthefrickdocumentary, we have decided to cut out all the shit steps and improvise...everything.
Friday, I spent 45 minutes listening to Kel's 'speech' and Cameron's 'bunga'. I even spent time with my brother, who's suffering from swollen lymph glands. Heck.
Today, I stumbled into Vivian's room and saw Ellery. While waiting for my brother to finish his class, I talked to Kieran. He has the most intoxicating eyes and THE hottest smile ever.
*Kim (after Kieran leaves): he uses that same mouth to play his saxaphone. That mouth, those lips, that mouthpiece. I want that reed.
Ann and I had a lot of catching up to do. We're going to do Chamber with a little prodigy-ish cellist called Cameron something and Ee Juen. Weber. OH webbed feet.
We've also decided on my audition piece. If it all goes well, bye homeland, hello Chethem.
I'll let you know when we're good.
Ro's cycling over now. I'm going to try layan him.
It's funny we're here whining and complaining when things like that are happening almost everyday.
Mark's going to fool his new Korean buddies. Pfft.
Summer, Hannah, Elise, I miss you!
I'm still suffering from holiday-withdrawal symptoms.
Okay, phone's ringing. Julien's on the other end of the line, what the hell? and I think Bobbie just said he loves me!?
Huh?
We had like some sex seminar on Wednesday and Thursday. Hail Juno. On Thursday, while i was sitting in my cubicle and minding my own business staring at a picture of Taylor Lautner...somebody has to go push me by my collarbone and yell,'OHMYGOD...it's Taylor Launter!'. How stupid is that?
And for our stupidstupidstupidpatheticKevin'sideaofawhatthefrickdocumentary, we have decided to cut out all the shit steps and improvise...everything.
Friday, I spent 45 minutes listening to Kel's 'speech' and Cameron's 'bunga'. I even spent time with my brother, who's suffering from swollen lymph glands. Heck.
Today, I stumbled into Vivian's room and saw Ellery. While waiting for my brother to finish his class, I talked to Kieran. He has the most intoxicating eyes and THE hottest smile ever.
*Kim (after Kieran leaves): he uses that same mouth to play his saxaphone. That mouth, those lips, that mouthpiece. I want that reed.
Ann and I had a lot of catching up to do. We're going to do Chamber with a little prodigy-ish cellist called Cameron something and Ee Juen. Weber. OH webbed feet.
We've also decided on my audition piece. If it all goes well, bye homeland, hello Chethem.
I'll let you know when we're good.
Ro's cycling over now. I'm going to try layan him.
It's funny we're here whining and complaining when things like that are happening almost everyday.
Mark's going to fool his new Korean buddies. Pfft.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
You're the path of destruction, manipulation and heartbreak.
The holidays are going to be over in like two days?! Normally, I'd look back to see what I have accomplished. But this one seems different. I seem to have lost it, along with a few people i once cherished.
1) I almost accidentally pierced my tongue...AGAIN. This time with a toothpick. (From now on, no more Robert De Niro impersonations)
2) I have learnt the opening to 'Everything' on the guitar. Credits to Evan.
3) I might be secretly in love with Cammie. Gasp.
Don't tell me I shouldn't do it, because you're somewhat dysfunctional yourself.
Right now, there's this black dog in my bathroom who might have peed or pooped in some corner under the basin. What's the creature's name? I don't know, they call him Boasty, Toto, Motor or some really cliche name. But I swear, this dog is like a Botox infection. He/IT fricking humped my leg TWICE in the past half hour.
On Thursday, I was in 7-eleven picking up a Slurpee. I didn't know how to function the retarded 'self-help' machine so the shop attendant came to our rescue and made 1398429875302968324958230918 university students wait for a kazillion years to buy their cigarettes. When we were leaving, Ellen yelled out : Patience is a virtue.
Pat: That sounded like patience is a virgin. (Sound familiar Egbert?)
Steph: What the friction? I thought purity was the virgin?
Pat: Haha. I'm a virgin. Are you?
Steph and Ellen: Look at each other, look away. Walk off really fast.
Pat: (standing by his lonesome) Aren't you?
Yesterday, after a busy morning and a heavy lunch, I arrived at Ben's doorstep with my violin in tow. Evan was going to teach me guitar. I think i pick up really slow though. But I learnt four chords?!
You are my sweetest downfall,
I loved you first, i loved you first.
You're home.
1) I almost accidentally pierced my tongue...AGAIN. This time with a toothpick. (From now on, no more Robert De Niro impersonations)
2) I have learnt the opening to 'Everything' on the guitar. Credits to Evan.
3) I might be secretly in love with Cammie. Gasp.
Don't tell me I shouldn't do it, because you're somewhat dysfunctional yourself.
Right now, there's this black dog in my bathroom who might have peed or pooped in some corner under the basin. What's the creature's name? I don't know, they call him Boasty, Toto, Motor or some really cliche name. But I swear, this dog is like a Botox infection. He/IT fricking humped my leg TWICE in the past half hour.
On Thursday, I was in 7-eleven picking up a Slurpee. I didn't know how to function the retarded 'self-help' machine so the shop attendant came to our rescue and made 1398429875302968324958230918 university students wait for a kazillion years to buy their cigarettes. When we were leaving, Ellen yelled out : Patience is a virtue.
Pat: That sounded like patience is a virgin. (Sound familiar Egbert?)
Steph: What the friction? I thought purity was the virgin?
Pat: Haha. I'm a virgin. Are you?
Steph and Ellen: Look at each other, look away. Walk off really fast.
Pat: (standing by his lonesome) Aren't you?
Yesterday, after a busy morning and a heavy lunch, I arrived at Ben's doorstep with my violin in tow. Evan was going to teach me guitar. I think i pick up really slow though. But I learnt four chords?!
You are my sweetest downfall,
I loved you first, i loved you first.
You're home.
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